“A stalking leopard ready to attack me? Fear me, see how big, brave and fierce I am: HiSSSS!“

“Wow, do not touch that spicy kitty while it's that riled up. you'd have equal luck stopping a running blender with your fingers!” ✋
“Please do not scare your kitty.”👎
“Not scaring, just reminding the cat how great life is in the house!” 😃
“This brave cat is ready to fight a battle worthy for the god's attention.”