“My crazy cat climbs my China cabinet with ease like it's a ladder!”

“Sir, this is not a cat but a hungry Squircat and he's looking for hazelnuts, that's why.”
“Nope, this is a Cliffhanger cat, a new breed of cat.”
“Quand ton chat alpiniste prend de l'altitude pour avoir un peu d'air frais.”
“Spider cat... Spider cat...”
[Video: via infidel66687@liveleaks.com]