And suddenly... a crazy black cat rolls on the table and...

“They see me rolling they hating laughing, hahahaha!”
“Like a rolling (black) stone.”
“Your cat is broken dude. Try resetting it.”
“Clearly, this was a suicide.”
“But why?”
“He was the only thing on the table. By law of the cats, something must fall, so...”
“The woman in the background clearly hearing the “thud” and wondering WTF just happened, hahaha!”
“Rolling like a donut dough.”