Angry feral cat: “Where were you last night?!”

“And don't lick me, tell me the truth!”
“Wait honey, I'm not drunk, I can explain...”
“S.O.B., are you talking to meeeeee?”
“Darling, don't be so angry, It’s not what it looks like...”
“OWNED! When you immediately admit you're guilty.”😩
“That awkward moment when you realize you're not the strongest.”