“Don't know why but I think my cat hates D. Trump.”

“Let's elect that cat. Cats must rule USA and the World!”
Cat: “Dont' mess with me human, this weird orange guy wasn't here 3 years ago!”
“May be your cat is smarter than most Americans?”
“DemoCrAT kitty I PRESUME?”
D. Trump: “Haha, didn't expect that reaction, but that's OK because I love pussies. Oops...I mean...kitties, of course.”