Dead? “Nope, Imma just chillin' around, just cooling my belly.”

“Your cat is broken, cat.exe has stopped working.”
“Sunbathing without sun.”
“Exact view of me while sleeping.”
“He drank too much!”
“New breed: carpet cat.”
“He's playing Superman.”
“He's playing dead.”
“HAAALP! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!”