OMG! Suddenly, sneaky Ninja fish attack 2 curious cats!

“Looks like the fish was aiming for the bell on the cats collar.”
“Cats on the counter: very dangerous, haha!”
“It may look all funny but that crazy fish was committing suicide.”
“Yes, clearly it was a suicide, poor fish.”
“Everyone gangsta until splashy jump.”
“The fish chose to go down in a blaze of glory! RIP +”