Cat domination: first, other cats...then, the World! ('If it fits I sits')

“Because there can be only one.”
“HALP I’m stuck, I choke, I can’t breathe, gonna die!”
“Get out of there jerk cat, you’re not supposed to sleep on this poor cat. Did you even ask him first?”
“WHAT? I'm innocent, clearly, this was a suicide.”
“These little monsters, no limit!”