Purrfect cat logic: “This place belong to me, OK human?”

Tuxedo cat::“OK, now this is my new bed room.”
“1...2...3...4.. Knocking things over is my job.”
“I told you this my territory hooman!”
“Creating your own space. Well done kitty.”
“My cat behaves the same hehe.”
“Funny and clever cat.”
“Usual practice of my cat.”
“What an (adorable) jerk!”